Rules for Writers

1 Marry somebody you love and who thinks you being a writer’s a good idea.
2 Dont have children.
3 Dont read your reviews.
4 Dont write reviews. Your judgment’s always tainted.
5 Dont have arguments with your wife in the morning, or late at night.
6 Dont drink and write at the same time.
7 Dont write letters to the editor. No one cares.
8 Dont wish ill on your colleagues.
9 Try to think of others’ good luck as encouragement to yourself.
10 Dont take any shit if you can possibly help it.

Richard Ford, via The Guardain

Jozi - The Movie

I suspect this is really good. I suspect Freimond's going to go big.

John Cleese confirmed for Spud movie.

"I received the screamworthy news that John Cleese had officially signed on the dotted line to play The Guv."


John van de Ruit